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Dear Brad,
Cut your nastyass hair.
Love,
The entire world
—— Word. And is he wearing a onesie?
this is going on my wrist.
George Clooney annoys me. It’s not because I think he’s unattractive (he’s obviously not bad to look at even if he is 90), it’s not that I think he’s a bad actor or a bad director, it’s that he dates the wrong women.
It really really annoys me that he dates the wrong women. I know that who he is sleeping with is totally and completely none of my business and I shouldn’t care. But for real, dude? You are going to put it out there that you never want to get married again or have children and then you are going to date early 30somethings? Really?
I’m sure that not all of his relationships have ended because he’s set against marriage and kids. I’m sure some of it has been normal relationship crap that happens to everyone. He may not even want a forever relationship at all, even marriage-free. And I’m not even saying that some of my annoyance isn’t directed at the women. They should be smart enough to see his well publicized life choices as a possible dealbreaker rather than a challenge.
He’s chosen to begin relationships with early 30somethings. These are women who may have not fully explored whether or not they want the husband and kids yet, because they are young and have time to figure it out. So why is he dating them? Why not try dating a woman who has already been married? Or a woman that already has kids? Or here’s a thought, try dating a woman born in the same decade as you?
Everytime I watch The Millionaire Matchmaker (which is often), I think of George Clooney. He totally needs a sit down with Patti Stanger. She would tell him to stop picking with his penis.
Also, I completely love Stacy Keibler. She’s tall and gorgeous and she used to be a pro wrestler which is my biggest guilty pleasure. It’s personal now, Clooney. Free Stacy!! Free the Duchess of Dudleyville!!
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